The incredible awesomeness of this guide to awesomeness was quite awesome and awe-inspiring. I could only hope and dream to be as awesome as the writer of this book. After all, how awesome was it that an obese, cos-playing vampire, never-been-laid, game writing, pathetic, lunatic wrote a guide on how to be awesome?! It was like reading Dr. Phil's book on how to lose weight! Incredible insight from a man who knows what it is to be awesome; but fails to live the dream!